1. God bless Jen. 

    (Source: central-perk)

  2. (Source: aarronoconner)

  3. edwardspoonhands:

I can confirm that I’ve said this word.

    edwardspoonhands:

    I can confirm that I’ve said this word.

    (Source: dntdodrugs)

  4. followthoseowls:

bennycreampuff:

They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”
They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.
They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”
Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

I literally thought this said “Mother that poisoned three children to lead the BBC.” I think I have a problem.

That would at least be a headline. 

    followthoseowls:

    bennycreampuff:

    They wouldn’t say “Father of two meets world leaders today”

    They’d say “President Obama meets world leaders today”.

    They wouldn’t say “Father of three founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

    They’d say “Bill Gates founds one of the most successful modern computer businesses.”

    Get your shit right and use women’s names, not the number of kids they have.

    I literally thought this said “Mother that poisoned three children to lead the BBC.” I think I have a problem.

    That would at least be a headline. 

    (Source: brooklynmutt)

  5. kittandyorkey:

    musicalsagainsthumanity - 1/?

  6. am i cut out to spend my time this way?

    Love of my life. 

    (Source: chandraleeschwartz)

  7. and-i-will-always-love:

This is seriously my favorite picture ever!

I just want a relationship like theirs except also we’re both as successful as them and as hot as them. 

    and-i-will-always-love:

    This is seriously my favorite picture ever!

    I just want a relationship like theirs except also we’re both as successful as them and as hot as them. 

  8. local-shop:

    missespeon:

    auwa:

    fiztheancient:

    fireskink:

    jacketlizard:

    jetgreguar:

    grandmasterflash:

    tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

    YOU’LL CALL NOW

    oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

    I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

    OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

    I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

    i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

    i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

    FUCK

  9. emmasbroadwayblog:

    godlesssondheimite:

    why didn’t public theater ever do “sunday in the park with george?” they missed a huge opportunity to do “shakespeare in the park with sunday in the park with george”

    "sunday in the literal park with george"

  10. neilerburtkapathhimymer:

    THEY ARE MARRIED!!