merricats: oldmanhoho: you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up” #the highest compliment any pun can receive
doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
mollysweasleys: ambiants: ambiants: what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? tequila mockingbird or ernest hemingway
Lalala so basically I'm a senior now
Just sent in my last paper of Junior year! (EEEEK!) I’m not sure if this feels strange, or if I’m just sleep deprived. Regardless, I have to be up relatively early tomorrow, but for the BEST possible reason. I am so glad to be done with school so I can just focus on the Daytime Moon Creations show tomorrow (my kids are SO great. I’m so excited to see them on stage. I love...
falafelforlife: dievrgent: deanisanactualprincess: cassjaytuck: SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP WRITING AN ESSAY THAT I SHOULD’VE STARTED THREE WEEKS AGO am i the only one who heard that as a parody of some nights instead of just reading it i even tried to sing it Oh…like…this? SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP WRITING AN ESSAY THAT I SHOULD’VE STARTED THREE WEEKS AGO. SOME NIGHTS I WISH THAT I COULD TYPE...
I wanted to write this to tell other women that the decision to have a...– By ANGELINA JOLIE (via serjaimelanister)
Still haven’t started packing or studying. #killme
I am really trying so hard to care about studying
Maybe I should just give up and start packing tonight and then study all day tomorrow? Maybe?
frenchfrysweatshirt: a haiku about periods haagen dazs ice cream that stain is not coming out i am so horny
grab the book nearest to you and turn to page 55
wandatinasky: gevinfree: wandatinasky: rip it out. rip out all of the pages. books are a bourgeois affliction and must be destroyed. #dont do this please don’t reblog my posts with counterrevolutionary commentary
Slavery was once a right. Now-outdated notions of privacy and property allowed...– Guns Are a Right, Yes—But Do They Have To Be? (via smdxn)
Whyyyy does this happen every finals season?
Like, seriously? I’m so sick, EXACTLY like I was for finals in the fall. And dealing with the same dilemma of whether or not to take drugs that often make me feel loopier than anything else. But it’ll be over so soon! And I’m really done with the hard part, I think. Just gotta do decently on my nat sci final next week! Now off to go play with my kiddies. Hope I can muster...
irrationalwitch: pottercolours: friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic bullshit by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿ #he’s a keeper
parscilla: instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life
lumos5000: theshirelock: if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes someone found a real life plot hole
So many people seem enchanted enough by the decadence described in [The Great...– Zachery M. Seward, “Did anyone actually read “The Great Gatsby”?” (Quartz)
falafelforlife: cupcakereaper: My favorite part about seeing Marvel movies in the theater is when the credits come on and the majority of people just get up and leave and it’s like YES THE WEAK ONES HAVE BEEN WEEDED OUT NOW BRING ON THE EXTRA SCENE. This happened.
electrapunk: A CAT IS FAMOUS AND MEETING CELEBRITIES FOR BEING GRUMPY IVE BEEN GRUMPY MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN IT IS MY TURN
Surprise visits and singing and friends and family
My oh my what a wonderful weekend this was. I am still in total shock that this boy would come to New York on a whim to hear me sing and see me. I can’t imagine a better surprise than finding out at 7:30 on Friday night that he was on his way. I had a wonderful time with my family. Not everyone can drink with their parents, let alone sing a song about their boobs in front of them with...
themistofday replied to your post: WHO? who do you live with???? I think she might live in Brooklyn, I sat across from her on the R once and she got off at Union Street Huh. Well that doesn’t necessarily mean she lives in Brooklyn… I’m holding out hope until I find out who lies in apartment 19!
katbamkapow asked: WHO? who do you live with????